I have seen you around campus all year but never got the pleasure of meeting you or learning your name. Finally, I saw you working Thank UCLA Day, last week, where I ended up asking someone else working it what your name was, which I finally learned is Rene. You are too good looking to be human, and those eyes...i die.

Damn boy... You are fine. Could not concentrate through spring sing. You outshined all the talent with your looks. You can get it...too bad you're probably straight...

To the two employees working at Taco Bell in Ackerman, Andres and the darker skinned hunk in the back, you two are easy on the eyes. Plus Andres you got that cute accent. -From, 3 Tacos Supreme on Friday

I think I saw you in some acapella group. Dayum you fine as FUCKKKK! I heard from my friend that your last name is Tam? I saw you repping DTD... I like em big D's ;) I got a pair of double D's that can match them big D's ;) My ovaries burst like taco bell hot sauce eERRRYtime I see you come out of Vista. I wrote you a poem by the way: 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life would be hell
If I couldn't watch you..

from my room with my binoculars. 

Love Always, your secret admirer

is it an answer or a question that draws me to you

the promise of soft sweet kisses at night

or the mysterious gaze that i'll be lucky to see every morning

is it what i already know a girl as beautiful as you can bring to my life

or the uncertainty of how much more i know you can bring than just your beauty

it's what i rest my head to every night

and as the eyes close at the thought of you

as thoughts of you in summer dresses under the beams of the sun fill my mind

as thoughts of your smile tickling the fuzzy feelings of my heart

and as thoughts of your laugh fill the corridors of my ears

i understand that you are the woman for me

peace and love,

a creepy dude

Hey dude in the purple beats headphones today,

I saw you today while I was flyering for USAC elections and we made some brief eyecontact. I then proceeded to walk down Westwood Blvd and you happened to be walking in the same direction near me but you then turned on Le Conte towards Ralphs. I thought you had made a few side glances toward me, so if you see this post and happen to swing this way, just want you to know you're really hot and super cute when you were nodding to your music. Hope you were listening to some ragin EDM. Hit me up if ya see this.

- Guy in bright blue BRUIN shirt.

That sexy baritone voice and thick Korean accent of yours go so well together like kimchi with rice <3

I saw you going table to table picking up the flowers and putting them into your cup after the Hawaii Club Luau and thought it was so cute :) 

You had one half of your blue button-up untucked and the other half tucked into your underwear. I'm not sure if it was intentional or what but it made me want to throw you down on the buffet. I think your name is Tad.

To all the hot guys streaking on Kelton Friday evening, damn...  I sure got an eye full and wouldn't mind some more.  

You guys may have been water polo players cause damn you had some sexy ass speedo tans ;)